Thursday, December 13, 2007
The body holds many deadly viruses all the time. The immune system keeps them in check.
The nation likewise holds many deadly viruses, and our immune system, our republican checks and balances, usually keeps them in check too.
We currently have eight really deadly viruses that are making progress in getting a foothold in the body politic. these are:
1) The Jihad virus,
2) The Criminal virus,
3) The Unassimilable Immigrant virus,
4) The Illegal Immigrant virus,
5) The Liberalism virus.
6) The Secularism virus.
7) The Atheist virus
8) The Celebrity virus.
No antibiotics will work on these viruses. Getting a lot of rest and drinking a lot of fluids will help you, but won't affect the viruses. They will play out their infection of the body politic to the last voter. We have no protection but our own common sense, which may just not be enough, since we have another virus that is a helpmate for the others: the so-called Celebrity Virus, which our common sense should tell us is foolish. These pop stars and Hollywood types are not any sort of experts on virtually anything but makeup and memorizing lines. As Laura Ingraham says: "Shut Up and Sing!"
Rest, drink fluids, and get well soon, America!
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